The two best ways you can encourage yourself to really enforce this best-friend-parenting paradigm is by: 1. Calling your child "bro" (or some equivalent) as much as you can, and 2. Getting your children to address you by your first name. Note that both of these will cause people to misinterpret your parenting style as some hyper-progressive "respect based" parenting orthodoxy, but the reality could not be further from the truth. An emphasis on the agency of the child - is this inherently politically left wing, or right wing? Both the left and the right have some form of authority they wish to be made accountable to (for the left it might be the government directly, for the right it might be institutions such as police,) so this philosophy alligns more with something obscure such as anarcho-libertarianism if anything. But that's not how any reasonable person would interpret you "allowing" your child to call you by your first name - they will instead jump to insinuate that you're an irresponsible pushover as a parent, especially when they see you doing things such as sharing out the "daily plans" of the week with your children (e.g. on your day's off from work, you might say, "what are your plans for the day?" to your two year old, and they might have "plans" to go and play on the tree stump for a few hours). Furthermore, this is all, of course, extremely unattractive from the perspective of your female spouse, which is, in fact, the main reason why historically this parenting approach has never been adopted - it results, on average, in a far less happy spousal relationship if you, as the male role model/provider/leader/authority are not seen as constantly "taking the lead" and "taking charge" and "disciplining children" and even "being aloof" around children.
End S

Search


Is your S.O. chaste?
"Narking" involves authority. This is just shouting to the world - a globalised reimagining of the "chaperone" mechanism that kept your ancestors prosperous

Add


This feature is disabled until we have moderators.

Recent Entries

Name Description Approx Date Approx Age Ethnicity Timestamp Photo(?)

See All


Name Description Approx Date Approx Age Ethnicity Created At Photo
Bible
New Testament
Old Testament

Can't be arsed reading the bible? Try this instead

Gospels
Pauline Letters
General Letters
Revelation
Torah
Historical Books
Prophets
Wisdom Literature
Arcade

Border Order

Score: 0
Powerup!
1:00

Your High Scores

Your Name Score

Hipster Cafe

Hipster Cafe
Character Image
Videos

Coming Soon

Video Snippets in the works

December 2024

Bookshelf

Important Books

Life and Death

Click to view

Out Now

The Sea Adventure

Click to view

Coming Soon

Mystery of the Forest

Click to view

Out Now

Manhood

click to view

Out Now

Fun Books

Music for Retards

click to view

November 2024

Coming Soon

Parenting for Retards

February 2025

Books
Book Rating Title Tags Before or After Straight Description Purchase
life and death book picture
"Life and Death for Retards" by Uris Trooly Disturbing Hope Eccentric Offensive Kosher Read Now
manhood book picture
"Manhood for Retards" by Uris Trooly Aggravating Hateful Heteronormative Regressive Kosher Open
Music
Kosher Rating Title Tags Image Lyrics Download
Kosher
"Starlords" by Austin's AI Girlfriend Alternative Strange Experimental
starlords picture
Censored
Download
Kosher
"Starlords" by Austin's AI Girlfriend Alternative Dramatic Offensive
starlords picture
Download
Kosher
"Starlords" by Austin Alternative Esoteric Fun
starlords picture
Censored
Download
Kosher
"Starlords" by Austin Alternative Dramatic Offensive
starlords picture
Download
Kosher
"In My Room Forever" by Austin Melodic Informative Pop
starlords picture
Censored
Download
Kosher
"Takes Me Back" by Austin Censored Version Pop-ballad Melodic Indie
takes me back picture
Censored
Download
Kosher
"Takes Me Back" by Austin Offensive Energetic Pop-Ballad
takes me back picture
Download
Kosher
"109" by Austin Chill Happy Bland
109 picture
Censored
Download
Kosher
"Diamondback Snakes" by Austin's AI Girlfriend Hip-hop Smooth Aggressive Instrumental
diamondback snakes picture
Download
Kosher
"Diamondback Snakes" by Austin Censored Version Hip-hop Smooth Vibe
diamondback snakes picture
Censored
Download
Kosher
"Diamondback Snakes" by Austin Hip-hop Smooth Relaxing Instrumental
diamondback snakes picture
Download
Kosher
"Wail and Face the Wall" by Austin Censored Version Angry Dark Rhythmic Motivational
wail and face the wall picture
Censored
Download
Kosher
"Wail and Face the Wall" by Austin Angry Dark Offensive Motivational
wail and face the wall picture
Download

Coming Soon

Game - Coin Clipping

July 2025

SYNOPSIS

Currently in production - the idea is you are trying to clip people's coins as the coins come past your desk. Meet the quota and the teacher will be pleased, miss the quota, well...



Loading Telegram posts...