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"Starlords" by Austin's AI Girlfriend Censored Version
Cut it out! Too "cardboard"... turn it round to star, 'bored
Jewish man, tryna run the bank; force them out like Star Wars
Put a stop to your, apocrypha, selling kids "Erotica" celebrate this on Hannukah
That's drama; hit you with their "verbal parkour", flipping out about their trauma...
But what did they get the Purple Heart for?
No kosher make you a martyr
No closure
Draw the line 'n here, like a barber
Prechorus
'Cos my body sore
In the corridor making money for "living in the way of the (((Yahweh)))- Lord"
It's a hobby for, president's-son-in-law
Trump-it for the coming war man I wonder what we're gonna do when everyone we know is under Jew control
Chorus
Hardcore, gotta be real it's harmful, blur the lines like lolicore, Starlords Starlord
Tricks are parlor
What did you want to take my wealth for? What? You didn't get enough with the Balfour?
Verse II
Stellar, Skeletors, it's a battle for the hearts and minds of fellow whites
How can they ignore?
It's better for our collective lives if we kill the Kikes we're acting like we're cattle for
Everyone they vote in is working for a Trump, Biden, Bush or Gore
Common thread? It's a cushion for Jewish achievements
Pushing for an "aren't we glad to have them as our neighbours" sentiment
And take a pen and paper, and if you say "the Holocaust was fake" - a collosal mistake was made! Jewish man in a funny hat? Boy I'm gonna make you scarper
Jewish man tryna run the bank; make me barter? Face the wall, gargoyle!
That's comfort, like an elf dwarf - Jewish trick you metamorph
Man he wonders what we're gonna have when everyone and everything we know to keep an eye on is now underneath the ZionisticJEW's control
What you wanna take my wealth for?
I got disgust for this art form: "flipping out, bout the Holodomor? Let me in the bank, and hello World War!"
Money to be made from the Holocaust: the banks, the funds, think tanks; send Ukraine ten hundred guns
Controlled the slaves... The slaves? Make me wonder what it was...
...that made them threatened by the white...
...that makes them jealous of the skin...
...that makes them lie time after time about our race so they can win...
...in public places making schools indoctrinate their kids
...and fool the parents...
...into stupid myths...
...like "we owe everything to Jews"... Starlord? (What's that short for?)
Money to be made from the Holocaust
Prechorus
'Cos my body's sore, in the corridor making money, for living-in-the-way of the 'Yahweh' lord
It's a hobby for this presidents' son-in-law; trumpet for the coming war, man I wonder what we're gonna do when everyone we know is under Jews,
Chorus
Hard-core, lolicore, Hollywood pedophile Starlord, tricks are parlor
Seeing signs for the Holocaust?
Star of David overlords, what you wanna take my wealth for? Didn't get enough with the Balfour?
Outro
"Starlords" by Austin's AI Girlfriend Uncensored Version
Cut it out to cardboard... turn it round to starboard...
Jewish man tryna run the bank; force them out like Star Wars
Put a stop to your, apocrypha, selling kids "Erotica" celebrate this on Hannukah
That's drama; hit you with their "verbal parkour", flipping out about their trauma...
But what did they get the Purple Heart for?
No kosher make you a martyr
No closure
Draw the line, hair, like a barber
Prechorus
'Cos my body sore
In the corridor making money for "living in the way of the (((Yahweh)))- Lord"
It's a hobby for, president's-son-in-law
Trump-it for the coming war man I wonder what we're gonna do when everyone we know is under Jew control
Chorus
Hardcore, gotta be real it's harmful, blur the lines like lolicore, Starlords Starlord
Tricks are parlor
What did you want to take my wealth for? What? You didn't get enough with the Balfour?
Verse II
Stellar, Skeletors, it's a battle for the hearts and minds of fellow whites
How can they ignore?
It's better for our collective lives if we kill the Kikes we're acting like we're cattle for
Everyone they vote in is working for a Trump, Biden, Bush or Gore
Common thread? It's a cushion for Jewish achievements
Pushing for an "aren't we glad to have them as our neighbours" sentiment
And take a pen and paper, and if you say "the Holocaust was fake" - a collosal mistake was made! Jewish man in a funny hat? Boy I'm gonna make you scarper
Jewish man tryna run the bank; make me barter? Face the wall, gargoyle!
That's comfort, like an elf dwarf - Jewish trick you metamorph
Man he wonders what we're gonna have when everyone and everything we know to keep an eye on is now underneath the ZionisticJEW's control
What you wanna take my wealth for?
I got disgust for this art form: "flipping out, bout the Holodomor? Let me in the bank, and hello World War!"
Money to be made from the Holocaust: the banks, the funds, think tanks; send Ukraine ten hundred guns
Controlled the slaves... The slaves? Make me wonder what it was...
...that made them threatened by the white...
...that makes them jealous of the skin...
...that makes them lie time after time about our race so they can win...
...in public places making schools indoctrinate their kids
...and fool the parents...
...into stupid myths...
...like "we owe everything to Jews"... Starlord? (What's that short for?)
Money to be made from the Holocaust
Prechorus
'Cos my body's sore, in the corridor making money, for living-in-the-way of the 'Yahweh' lord
It's a hobby for this presidents' son-in-law; trumpet for the coming war, man I wonder what we're gonna do when everyone we know is under Jews,
Chorus
Hard-core, lolicore, Hollywood pedophile Starlord, tricks are parlor
Seeing signs for the Holocaust?
Star of David overlords, what you wanna take my wealth for? Didn't get enough with the Balfour?
So my mom, got a new book, about the Holocaust
With new details about the a; conditions
It was so much worse, than we thought it was...
I called the author, to ask for forgiveness
Prechorus
But if you ask me, if your asking
If you put it past me? put it past, (I'd say the Jews won)
If you put it past me? put it past,
(I'd say the Jews won)
If we weigh up who "lost" and "won"
When the world war was said and done
If you ask me, if you ask me Hey Mom,)
(I'd say the Jews won)
I'd say the Jews won
Chorus
I do know better
But me? I could do no better
She wants to keep me in my room, forever
Me in my room, forever
In my room, forever,
where's the room, for error?
You do know better
So do do better
In my room, forever
'till I'm a "Jew defender"
Verse II
Out of shape... like a shotgun
Goin' in
Oh man, shoot, shoot, I might have hit a rough spot
Another one eighty and the shot's gone
Feelin' shady, like a lampshade?
Skin in the game and I "throw shade"
Throw me in a tough spot Jewish Looking for a mascot?
'Bout time you took the mask off!
Start, to notice, now I can't stop... 3.... 2... 1...Blast off!
Lucky like a shamrock
Jew, 'heard you a crackpot
Due to get my guest on
It's just gone
Skin in the game and I "throw shade",
Hit up Auschwitz with the best one
Swimming pools in the guest ones?
"How's this, he's making fun of Auschwitz..."
"You could have had a conscience"
"You could have thought about it"
"But now you're in your room, and you're grounded"
"You've made your bed with your comment"
"Come out when you're more apologetic"
What a headache!
I'm about to be
A fire-breathing dragon (you've had a pioneering hand in making)
Thoughts? I've kept them hiding in the attic; knock knock,
Peek into her head I see
A demon, and it said to me
This Holocaust stuff is Benzedrine
I want to see you panic, how you reprimanded me...
I'm offended
A demon in my head it's seeping in my head
It's "eating in" my head like methamphetamine
Tryna tie me up? A carabiner isn't going to cut it
'Cause I know the key, I mean I wouldn't want you pouring
"Gas"-oline on it. I get you want to be an "Anna Karenina"
I mean I could have warned you that it's been admitted that
There hasn't been a single thing retrieved from any of the "camps" you mentioned
And it's sad to see you peddling this propaganda,
It's a dog-and-pony parade...
Like OnlyFans you're self-degrading and you said you're underpaid
There's no way you underpaid
If anything it's like the Holy Land in 1943 - you overpaid...
Yes Mom, No Mom, I just want a cold one and to see if my friends are online, so...
Hold on - there's a lizard with a dress on hiding in my bedroom, underneath the bedroom
(yeah that's a metaphor for my Mom)
Mom, you took a guess, but you guessed wrong...
As she locks me in the closet with a hundred of these:
"The Holocaustis honestly, the most
apalling thuggery humans ever have done" books
She says "You'll need this for the tears you'll get from when you're readin' the sad ones" and before I can react
She grabs and opens up my hand, and she gestures at my heart
...as she's handing me a tampon ...
You want to know some real "facts" mom?
Well, now that Dad's gone
D'you think you can brainwash me in the bathtub with a toaster on my head...
so if I say a bad thing about the Jews I'm dead?
Do you think, in my spare time, I fantasize
About rolling over babies in a damn tank?
That I'm the sort of guy that throws them in the sky and shoots them
In the damn head?
Well think again!
All that Jew-worship's given you a bad stank...
Now you're trying to keep me in my room forever, like I'm Anne Frank
Chorus
She wants keep me in my room forever
She wants keep me in my room forever
She wants to keep me in my room, forever
Me in my room, forever
Me? I do know better
But me? I could do no better
She wants to keep me in my room, forever
Me in my room, forever
In my room, forever
Where's the room for error?
"You do know better"
Prechorus
If you ask me, if you ask me, if you ask...
If you put it past me? put it past, (I'd say the Jews won))
If you put it past me? put it past,
(I'd say the Jews won)
If we weigh up who "lost" and "won"
When the world war was said and done
If you ask me, if you ask me Hey Mom,)
I'd say the Jews won
I'd say the Jews won
Chorus
Me? I do know better
But me? I could do no better
She wants to keep me in my room, forever
Me in my room, forever
In my room, forever
Where's the room for error?
Me in my room, forever
So my mom, got a new book, about the Holocaust
With new details about the a; conditions
It was so much worse, than we thought it was...
I called the author, to ask for forgiveness
Prechorus
But if you ask me, if your asking
If you put it past me? put it past, (I'd say the Jews won)
If you put it past me? put it past,
(I'd say the Jews won)
If we weigh up who "lost" and "won"
When the world war was said and done
If you ask me, if you ask me Hey Mom,)
(I'd say the Jews won)
I'd say the Jews won
Chorus
I do know better
But me? I could do no better
She wants to keep me in my room, forever
Me in my room, forever
In my room, forever,
where's the room, for error?
You do know better
So do do better
In my room, forever
'till I'm a "Jew defender"
Verse II
Out of shape... like a shotgun
Goin' in
Oh man, shoot, shoot, I might have hit a rough spot
Another one eighty and the shot's gone
Feelin' shady, like a lampshade?
Skin in the game and I "throw shade"
Throw me in a tough spot Jewish Looking for a mascot?
'Bout time you took the mask off!
Start, to notice, now I can't stop... 3.... 2... 1...Blast off!
Lucky like a shamrock
Jew, 'heard you a crackpot
Due to get my guest on
It's just gone
Skin in the game and I "throw shade",
Hit up Auschwitz with the best one
Swimming pools in the guest ones?
"How's this, he's making fun of Auschwitz..."
"You could have had a conscience"
"You could have thought about it"
"But now you're in your room, and you're grounded"
"You've made your bed with your comment"
"Come out when you're more apologetic"
What a headache!
I'm about to be
A fire-breathing dragon (you've had a pioneering hand in making)
Thoughts? I've kept them hiding in the attic; knock knock,
Peek into her head I see
A demon, and it said to me
This Holocaust stuff is Benzedrine
I want to see you panic, how you reprimanded me...
I'm offended
A demon in my head it's seeping in my head
It's "eating in" my head like methamphetamine
Tryna tie me up? A carabiner isn't going to cut it
'Cause I know the key, I mean I wouldn't want you pouring
"Gas"-oline on it. I get you want to be an "Anna Karenina"
I mean I could have warned you that it's been admitted that
There hasn't been a single thing retrieved from any of the "camps" you mentioned
And it's sad to see you peddling this propaganda,
It's a dog-and-pony parade...
Like OnlyFans you're self-degrading and you said you're underpaid
There's no way you underpaid
If anything it's like the Holy Land in 1943 - you overpaid...
Yes Mom, No Mom, I just want a cold one and to see if my friends are online, so...
Hold on - there's a lizard with a dress on hiding in my bedroom, underneath the bedroom
(yeah that's a metaphor for my Mom)
Mom, you took a guess, but you guessed wrong...
As she locks me in the closet with a hundred of these:
"The Holocaustis honestly, the most
apalling thuggery humans ever have done" books
She says "You'll need this for the tears you'll get from when you're readin' the sad ones" and before I can react
She grabs and opens up my hand, and she gestures at my heart
...as she's handing me a tampon ...
You want to know some real "facts" mom?
Well, now that Dad's gone
D'you think you can brainwash me in the bathtub with a toaster on my head...
so if I say a bad thing about the Jews I'm dead?
Do you think, in my spare time, I fantasize
About rolling over babies in a damn tank?
That I'm the sort of guy that throws them in the sky and shoots them
In the damn head?
Well think again!
All that Jew-worship's given you a bad stank...
Now you're trying to keep me in my room forever, like I'm Anne Frank
Chorus
She wants keep me in my room forever
She wants keep me in my room forever
She wants to keep me in my room, forever
Me in my room, forever
Me? I do know better
But me? I could do no better
She wants to keep me in my room, forever
Me in my room, forever
In my room, forever
Where's the room for error?
"You do know better"
Prechorus
If you ask me, if you ask me, if you ask...
If you put it past me? put it past, (I'd say the Jews won))
If you put it past me? put it past,
(I'd say the Jews won)
If we weigh up who "lost" and "won"
When the world war was said and done
If you ask me, if you ask me Hey Mom,)
I'd say the Jews won
I'd say the Jews won
Chorus
Me? I do know better
But me? I could do no better
She wants to keep me in my room, forever
Me in my room, forever
In my room, forever
Where's the room for error?
Me in my room, forever
I would have gone through hell for you
Pray I'll see you up in heaven
if I could have fought in World War II, I'd take videos, of what you said, 'cos
When you smile
Think of Germany
Makes me happy
Makes me sad
When you smile
Winners write history
Makes me happy
Males me happy
Takes me back
Think on identity and on the Reich
The will to make me more Germanic...
The west will crumble
World Wars - lost them back to back, but I'll still watch your national addresses, so even when my soul has had it
Smile
Think of Germany
Makes me happy
Makes me sad
When you smile
Winners write history
Makes me happy
Males me happy
Takes me back
How do I feel about World War II?
This better be a best of three
European youth
Youth, in my memories
I see what they see in you
You had to leave too soon
I told you they believed in you
You showed me what I'm meant to be
When you smile...
Smile
Smile, and think of Germany
Makes me happy
Makes me sad
When you smile
Winners write history
Makes me happy
Males me happy
Takes me back
I would have gone through hell for you
Pray I'll see you up in heaven
if I could have fought in World War II, I'd take videos, of what you said, 'cos
When you smile
Think of Germany
Makes me happy
Makes me sad
When you smile
Winners write history
Makes me happy
Males me happy
Takes me back
Think on identity and on the Reich
The will to make me more Germanic...
The west will crumble
World Wars - lost them back to back, but I'll still watch your national addresses, so even when my soul has had it
Smile
Think of Germany
Makes me happy
Makes me sad
When you smile
Winners write history
Makes me happy
Males me happy
Takes me back
How do I feel about World War II?
This better be a best of three
European youth
Youth, in my memories
I see what they see in you
You had to leave too soon
I told you they believed in you
You showed me what I'm meant to be
When you smile...
Smile
Smile, and think of Germany
Makes me happy
Makes me sad
When you smile
Winners write history
Makes me happy
Males me happy
Takes me back
I struggle to get some sleep
My thoughts keep me awake
Now can I think of something else inside my head?
Thank you letters from Jews are nonexistent...
Chorus I
String me along String me along...
Bad guys into good guys
Check the Wiki section and it bites, what do you think about the hundred and nine'ers And it's time we had a proper conversation 'bout the three thousand babies born alive
It’s how the tiger gets the stripes, painting greys into my world of black and whites
Verse II
The world war, came, with a 'caust
A "honeypot", to give them eternal funds (makes me feel cold inside)
A million stories would never be enough - I'll wait for them to physically dig something up
(instrumental)
Verse III
And it makes me feel cold inside, found the link now I see us capsize
Turn the bad guys into good guys
They'll string me along like a kite, people believe we were the good guys
The "early life?" Check... More than just a guess
When I'm looking in your "early life", you make me want to chill, you make me want to riot, I feel so relaxed, yet I feel so inspired
Chorus II
You string me along I'm a kite
Listen to my brain, tell my heart - "step aside"
Check the "Wiki section" and it bites,
as I think about the hundred and nine'ers
I think about the hundred and nine
Chorus III
Bad guys into good guys
History was written by survivors
On the streets looking at the city lights
I think about the hundred and nine
History was written by survivors...
On the streets looking at the city lights
I think about the hundred and nine
I think about the hundred and nine
Chorus IV
String me along, string me along
Spinning truth into a web of lies
Get away from the spiders
Get away from the spiders String me along, string me along
Turnin' bad guys into good guys
And I think about the hundred and nine
And I think about the hundred and
Snake rattles, Maccabean devils
Beverage is Jim Beam it gets 'em steamin' like they're kettles
Drinking more than horses let these barstools be the saddles
and we'll leave judging to Jesus scream the Jews that hold the gavels
Prechorus
These Jewish bastards, got me watching porn in the middle of the night
And I know that it ain't right
I know that it ain't right
Wake up in the morning flick on TV and a Jew looks me dead in the eye
And I know that it ain't right
Give me one more video of porn before I go pick up the sword and join the fight
Chorus
Puts the fear of God back in the diamondback ⟡ snakes
Black rock, there's a diamondback ⟡ snake
Now it's time take stock, of the diamondback ⟡ snakes
Got us caught like a lion that's caged...
There's a diamondback ⟡ snake there's a diamondback ⟡ snake
I've been tripping on these diamondback ⟡ snakes
White man's God-damned survivals' at stake
From the Shing sing long live the white man's race
Black rock, a diamondback ⟡ snake
Take stock, off diamondback ⟡ snakes
They've got us caught, a lion that's caged
Pray the white lion escapes
Blackrock there's a diamondback ⟡ snake
White man's God-damned survivals' at stake
So we'll put the fear of God back in the diamondback ⟡ snakes, the diamondback ⟡ snakes
Verse II
Hansels and these Gretels
Demons and the devils
Goyim off the leash
It gets them steaming 'cos we're cattle
Drinking more than horses let these barstools be the saddles got to leave judging to Jesus due to Jews holding the gavels
Give me six, million reasons why I can't believe them
--Resync-- get a better readin'
It's gonna take a white man here to canter lever
Shlomo give me cabin fever
Six million half a litre
Math - run me over in your Tesla (yeah we know that it's a seven seater)
'Merican dream? I can't appease you
Big Satan little demon
Been praying for Iran to get a "grim reaper" on U.S.S. Liberty or had you even remembered any of the Zionists' despotic deeds?
Or did you forget from that Israeli induced amnesia?
The Stein, get me a Stone...
Stone them all, let me atone
Wail and a wall? Oh for that we'll go
To the "end of the world" and your dead sea scroll
Gatekeepers Tom McDonald's on tap
When's the party gone stop
When are people gonna snap
When the people rise up
For the Kaiser eyes up
Israel's maligned but it's not enough
In time - converting the blind, they're covering their crime up
Size up, firestorm, rockets, Irondome? Sigh, deploys...
I condone that I have a choice
Cos I'm the type of goy who the tribe avoids
They're covering their crimes up
In a xylophone of noise
Cos I'm the type of goy, Godwilling, the tribe avoids
Chorus
Black rock, a diamondback ⟡ snake
Now it's time to take stock, off diamondback ⟡ snakes
Got us caught, like a lion that's caged
Now I'll pray to the above the white lion escapes
Rock bottom? Blackrock there's a diamondback ⟡ snake
White man's God-damned survivals' at stake
So we'll put the fear of God back in the diamondback ⟡ snakes,
The fear of God back in the diamondback ⟡ snakes
"Wail and Face the Wall" by Austin Censored Version
Yiddish, yeah, I bet you went to Harvard and it's 'cause you're "super smart" and not because you own the college
Jew yeah wail and face the wall
Yiddish yeah wail and face the wall
Hold the door, get the red carpet' cos I got a special course that I want you to enroll in
Jew, yeah wail and face the wall
Yiddish, wail and face the wall
Verse I
Name the Jew - admit it
If I ever kiss the wall, Lord forgive me
Times four by three by twelve... By three-sixty? Oh no!
We're 'bout five-point-nine short of six million Jews...
Zoomer say my music "it be litty"
"Trippin" on my wordplay "it spaghetti"
...Need the hit? I got that sugar-glucosed
Tell em Tel Aviv I'd love to see your city bulldozed
I see the Rabbis, they be giddy
Three billion "Christians" are doing their bidding
Knocking over towers like they mini and the Goyim 'ey not ready
At the Holocaust museum saying sorry they too busy
These African-Americans I pity; the majority not suited to the concrete of the city
But "if I was black, I could say something" like, "send the wild animals back to the Serengeti"
Chorus
Yiddish, yeah, I bet you went to Harvard and it's 'cause you're "super smart" and not because you own the college
Jew yeah wail and face the wall
Yiddish yeah wail and face the wall
Hold the door, get the red carpet' cos I got a special course that I want you to enroll in
Jew, yeah wail and face the wall
Yiddish, wail and face the wall
Wail and face the wall
Verse II
You know the Christians dropped the ball
Yiddish wail and face the wall
Turn my daughters into prostitutes I want you in the oven
Extorted, extolled...
Yiddish? Yeah, wail and face wall
Repercussions for the porn you've pushed upon me has been a long time coming
Oh no, look across the European cities - there's been a thousand cases where they've crucified your kiddies
Who am I kidding... I know you're too "busy"...
But I hope you understand this: when me and my boys are finished, we'll destroy anything and everything that's Yiddish
Antisemite! You are liable, for libel! But I will go to jail before I lie to the Christ about his killers...
And what's worse is, all the "Christians" that defend them
There's a special place in hell they sure as hell won't be in heaven
Verse III
Wail and face the wall
Got a feed to be reading
You got tweets to be tweeting
Tumblr to be scrolling
A general Internet to be patrolling
Feeds to be feeding
Pictures to be sharing
Hands you need to be holding
Of all these friends that you've been feeding all these nudes that you've been posting...
You know that Christians dropped the ball
Who am I kidding
You know that Christians dropped the ball
I know you're too busy!
And what's worse is
All the Christians that defend them...
There's a special place in hell they sure as hell won't be in heaven
Wail and face the wall
Outro
"Wail and Face the Wall" by Austin Uncensored Version
Yiddish, yeah, I bet you went to Harvard and it's 'cause you're "super smart" and not because you own the college
Jew yeah wail and face the wall
Yiddish yeah wail and face the wall
Hold the door, get the red carpet' cos I got a special course that I want you to enroll in
Jew, yeah wail and face the wall
Yiddish, wail and face the wall
Verse I
Name the Jew - admit it
If I ever kiss the wall, Lord forgive me
Times four by three by twelve... By three-sixty? Oh no!
We're 'bout five-point-nine short of six million Jews...
Zoomer say my music "it be litty"
"Trippin" on my wordplay "it spaghetti"
...Need the hit? I got that sugar-glucosed
Tell em Tel Aviv I'd love to see your city bulldozed
I see the Rabbis, they be giddy
Three billion "Christians" are doing their bidding
Knocking over towers like they mini and the Goyim 'ey not ready
At the Holocaust museum saying sorry they too busy
These African-Americans I pity; the majority not suited to the concrete of the city
But "if I was black, I could say something" like, "send the wild animals back to the Serengeti"
Chorus
Yiddish, yeah, I bet you went to Harvard and it's 'cause you're "super smart" and not because you own the college
Jew yeah wail and face the wall
Yiddish yeah wail and face the wall
Hold the door, get the red carpet' cos I got a special course that I want you to enroll in
Jew, yeah wail and face the wall
Yiddish, wail and face the wall
Wail and face the wall
Verse II
You know the Christians dropped the ball
Yiddish wail and face the wall
Turn my daughters into prostitutes I want you in the oven
Extorted, extolled...
Yiddish? Yeah, wail and face wall
Repercussions for the porn you've pushed upon me has been a long time coming
Oh no, look across the European cities - there's been a thousand cases where they've crucified your kiddies
Who am I kidding... I know you're too "busy"...
But I hope you understand this: when me and my boys are finished, we'll destroy anything and everything that's Yiddish
Antisemite! You are liable, for libel! But I will go to jail before I lie to the Christ about his killers...
And what's worse is, all the "Christians" that defend them
There's a special place in hell they sure as hell won't be in heaven
Verse III
Wail and face the wall
Got a feed to be reading
You got tweets to be tweeting
Tumblr to be scrolling
A general Internet to be patrolling
Feeds to be feeding
Pictures to be sharing
Hands you need to be holding
Of all these friends that you've been feeding all these nudes that you've been posting...
You know that Christians dropped the ball
Who am I kidding
You know that Christians dropped the ball
I know you're too busy!
And what's worse is
All the Christians that defend them...
There's a special place in hell they sure as hell won't be in heaven
Wail and face the wall
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Coming Soon
Game - Coin Clipping
November 2025
SYNOPSIS
Currently in production - the idea is you are trying to clip people's coins as the coins come past your desk. Meet the quota and the teacher will be pleased, miss the quota, well...
Attempt to find Jesus in a variety of settings in this beautifully illustrated collection of extremely detailed pictures. Lucifer's there too, hiding in the shadows.
Currently in the draft stages, and the direction is, at time of writing, going towards a CYOA-"Where's Wally" hybrid, where you find Jesus or Lucifer and then you make a choice and that choice will determine your next page.
It's going to be really cool so I don't want to rush this; will dedicate around 20 mins a day for the next four years to getting this done.
Anti-Tinder
Not hating on sluts - if you don't like it don't use it. Like tinder.
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Is your S.O. chaste?
"Narking" involves authority. This is just shouting to the world - a globalised reimagining of the "chaperone" mechanism that kept our ancestors prosperous
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